As the "www.mitchleblancfanclub.com" token communist staff writer my "Official" position is that "4x4" is pure sexist swill, and Russel McMachon more of an ape-like creature than a man. The poem is the kind of garbage previously only found in songs by "Puff Daddy," or "50 Cent." Its the kind of gibberish that Hitler might have written in the last days of the war, hiding under ground, just before he commit suicide. Meaningless nonsense...a savage insult to the mind and body.

However, "Unofficially," it just might be the single greatest piece of literature known to the English language. With "4x4," Russel McMachon has distinguished himself as the preeminent creative genius of our generation. After reading Russel, you can never look at life the same way again. Compared to Russel, Shakespeare seems like the kind of babbling nonsense suitable only for small children with learning disabilities from foreign countries. If there is a God, he is using Russel as a vessel in order to elicit feelings and emotions on earth previously unattainable until the after-life. Russel is a God among men. A proletarian hero of the highest order. Worship him, for he is your superior!

THAT IS ALL, and remember:
If Kerry and Bush are two heads on the same monster, then Paul Martin is the small dog licking the monster's balls at night.

Yours in Fear & Loathing of the Rhythm of the War Drum,
Max "I'm going to see A Perfect Circle next week" Pollack