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You want to know who is the evil genius behind these articles, don't you? I get asked that alot. "Mitch, who is the evil genius behind these articles?". The answer was something like that matrix there; You couldn't be *told* what it was.. you just had to see it for yourself:
Directly from the desk of my awesome friend Max. An interesting, hilarious, thought-provoking and always
amusing commentary on all those things you feel strongly about. So, here we go:
| FnL #17 | "The Dublin Literary Pub Crawl" |
"It is therefore my assertion that the drunken Irishman did not know his history after all." |
| FnL #16 | "The Mustard Incident!" |
"...luckily I received this credit card in the mail today. Pre-approved. Apparently I am a preferred customer of...." I looked down to see what kind of credit card I was holding, "MasterCard." I ordered 4 double whiskey and sodas. |
| FnL #15 | "The Wedding" |
"You tell 'em, Barry," I screeched through my pylon. "Don't let these bastards push you around. Don't you dare move until we get some more cabs!" |
| FnL #14 | "The 100 Order Occupation" |
"If Iraq still lacked basic services after two years of CPA rule, what had Paul Bremer been up to all this time?" |
| FnL #13 | Globalization is a Double-Edged Sword |
"We now know that globalization is a double-edged sword. Capitalism has globalized, but so has resistance." |
| FnL #12 | "Election 2006: The Third Way." |
"It was the night before the Election, and all across the nation people were tossing and turning and losing hours of sleep; should I vote for The Tories?" |
| FnL #11 | Liverpool Win, Pentagon Involvement Suspected |
"The Italians knew this, but they still played the second half like a bunch of spoiled school-girls, sulking because they were forced to exercise." |
| FnL #10 | CanJet Flight 505: The Flight was On Time, But our Civil Liberties Crashed and Burned. |
"A 250 pound raging Nazi skinhead who, through some horrible twist of fate, is also some kind of activist civil rights attorney!" |
| FnL #9 | Bush won the election...FUCK! |
"... you WOULD have to be a REAL fucking bigot/ignorant war-lover to actually VOTE for "President" Bush in 2004." |
| FnL #8 | Americans Are Killing People (a poem) |
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| FnL #7 | Part II: A New Predator on the Streets |
"... its been about 16 hours now and I think I'm starting to come to grips with the situation..." |
| FnL #6 | Part I: The Harvest Jazz & Blues Fest, Sept. 15-19, Fredericton, NB |
"... two Alberta Provincial Prison escapee's had somehow gotten my number and wanted me to participate in some vicious..." |
| FnL #5 | Fear & Loathing: On the Campaign Trail 04 |
"George Bush had the cynical audacity to ask in a recent Address to the Nation, "Why do they hate us?"..." |
| FnL #4 | Review of "4x4(a poem)" by Russel McMachon |
"After reading Russel, you can never look at life the same way again." |
| FnL #3 | "Response to Response to Fear & Loathing number 2." |
"...and the oppression of women is a fundamental pillar (and hallmark) of any capitalist system. That is why gays and women have everything to gain by uniting in solidarity..." |
| Bonus Issue: | "Response to Fear & Loathing number 2." - Francis LeBlanc |
"Jesus was preaching to a society that lived and breathed the Old Testament, the same couple of books that unfortunately preserves and propagates statements like..." |
| FnL #2 | "These men are cowards." |
"These people have no morals and no convictions... at least none that they can't through out the window " |
| FnL #1 | "Atheists make good Klingons." |
...And what about all this casual SEX everyone's been having? Can THAT be healthy? Is this school breading a generation of drug addled-sex crazed Health Professionals? Things are NOT looking good for the nation... |