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Wassup Holmes?

I found this sweet video on the internet the other day, and honestly, it's all you need to make your hump-day into a good one. I'm even going to embed that shiznat right now, just for you kids:

I'm sorry, but that is just too awesome. "But Holmes the girls want some! No you can't! Why not? Elementary school my Dear Watson!"

This isn't quite as funny, but Duncan showed it to me and I just had to pass it on. I love the Dad's reaction:

I read a great article. The part part is the photo. A story about a dog that ate a rubby ducky.

This is a great photoshop contest you should check out, also: Honest Products. My favorite is certainly this one:

You'll be very happy to know that we (you and I, dear reader) succeeded in making Mitch's Female Dog Porn Website the number 1 search result when using the search terms "Female Dog Porn Mitch"! Try it! http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=female+dog+porn+mitch&btnG=Search. That's a real live search, kids! You know you love it! I am sad to say that in the last few weeks we did not manage to make the terms "Female Dog Porn" result in a #1 spot, but we did get #3 or 4. Not bad, children. Let's try harder next time. I need more friends with blogs, methinks.

And speaking of which, one of my friends who blogs regularly I am going to visit soon. Check out donutsandyoyos.blogspot.com/ for details on the inner workings of his confused mind. His writing is actually hilarious and infinitely better than mine, and because he is a scientist he is much smarter. And he studies beer for his PhD. Reason enough for me! He likes music and stuff too, and stuff. So he might have some interests that are interesting to read about, versus me, who is interested nothing, and write about nothing.

I am listening to Battles right now. I walked past Richard's on Richard's earlier, and I saw people lined up and I yelled to the crowd Is this battles!!? and the crowd yells back! Yes! And then I see my friend, and I start freaking out, and I'm like you're going to Battles? Then I hear them! I hear them (insert correct musical warmup term here) and I got so excited my pee-pee nearly did a handstand! And then I yelled to the crowd I have to leave! I'm gonna piss my pants I'm so excited!! and several people laughed loudly, and I ran away, before they saw my thingy sticking out like a screwdriver handle.

And I'll finish with this, a Fark headline that is pure genius:

Intrade market now estimates a 12% chance for Palin to be withdrawn before election. Speculation would be higher but it's obvious that Palins don't know much about early withdrawal.

The associated article and comments. FYI.

Ok, I am done. Talk to you cool cats later Female Dog Porn.

Female Dog Porn Out. (Mitch LeBlanc, out.)

ps: Happy Hump Day.

Duncan, 2008-09-03, 05:29:00 That donuts and yoyo's guy is a fucking hack. Also, you should have posted all those sweet youtube vids you linked me to the other day. They were genius.