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I was just going through some Google Analytics data for my website, and noticed that someone (1 person) had found my site through Google, using, apparently, the search term "female dog porn".

The proof.

Of course I could have faked that image, but why would I? Wouldn't the truth be better? The truth being that my site comes up in a Google search for female dog porn?

Sadly though, I don't seem to be in the first page results. I didn't, dear reader, click through thousands of search results to find just where in the listing I might actually be. I did, however, do a search for "Mitch female dog porn". ... Still no luck. "Mitch LeBlanc female dog porn," however, gives great results! Number 4 out of 32,000. That's like ... a good result. That's Olympic quality search ranking. I rule. At Mitch LeBlanc Female Dog Porn.

Anyway, I don't know how that person actually found my site, but things like that make me wish I had much less personal information up here, haha. Oh well. What are they gonna do? Steal my debt?

So my goal now is to become number one search result when searching for Female Dog Porn Mitch LeBlanc. Once we, dear reader, achieve that lofty goal, then we'll try to be number one for just straight up Female Dog Porn Mitch! Once we get that one... well, I think you know where this is headed.... I want to become the number one search result for ... All beastiality searches ever! ... ....

So I was reminded of a funny thing that happened today, while I was reading old updates...

So I was walking towards the skytrain, to go to work. I was running late, as usual (so usual, in fact, that I was, for all intents and purposes, on time.) The weather was ... crappy. Not quite raining. Not quite cold. But somewhat both.

So I have a new route, that goes down an alley, towards the station. I'm walking down this alley, head down, earphones in, and there is a girl with a weed-wacker thingy, trimming this hedge / bush thing at the back of a building. A car is approaching. I notice the car is unreasonably close to the weed-wacker girl. As the car descends upon hapless weed-wacker girl, I do a Dane Cook and go "Uuuuuunnnnnh!" in protest. It doesn't really work, since she can't hear me over the weed-wacker noise. The car is going to sideswipe her.

Suddenly, she notices the car. She turns quickly, oh-so-quickly, sidesteps out of the way, and weed-wacks the entire side of the car as it passes. The car, a red porsche, makes a sound like an oil drum falling into the Grand Canyon. The car screeches to a halt. I take out my earphones, smiling hard.

The driver of the car gets out, looks at his freshly wacked paint, and starts to lose his mind. He is yelling at the weed-wacker girl. I go over, and I tell him that he nearly hit her, and that it's his fault. He is saying bad words to me, and to the weed-wacker girl. I tell him to leave, or I will call the police. The weed-wacker girl is upset. She is nearly crying. I tell him to stop yelling. He makes a motion to push me with one hand. I turn, oh-so-slightly to the left. His hand glances off me, but pulls my earphones off my ears, which hurts, and annoys me at best of times, so I do what comes naturally, which is push him back, right onto the hood of his car.

The best part of all: his watch scratches a huge assed gouge into the hood. Doesn't scratch the hood, sorry, it cleaves the hood. At that point I started laughing. He called the police, saving me the hassle. When they arrived I was still laughing, and I'm laughing as I write this. Some stories you just can't make up.

Mitch LeBlanc Female Dog Porn, out.

Bronze medal! - prs, 2008-08-19, 10:45:34 Hey mitch, I just did a search for "Mitch Leblanc female dog porn" and you came in third! Good work buddy. Reach for the stars.

Mitch Leblanc female dog porn - Ian, 2008-08-19, 11:41:13 I think the more times this term shows up on your site, the easier it is for you to be come the master of Mitch Leblanc female dog porn. Help the cause people. Mitch Leblanc female dog porn.Mitch Leblanc female dog porn. BTW, I was just picturing you 'turn, oh-so-slightly to the left', Matrix-style. Like when Neo watches Morpheus' fist go by during their first training fight. But instead Meo (you) proceeds to make Morpheus cleave his Porsche. You're my hero, Meo.

Do your part. - Mitch, 2008-08-19, 13:55:03 If people make links to the website with using The Terms, as well, it helps the ranking. Go forth, my faithful servants, and spread the word.

female dog porn lol - ross, 2008-08-19, 23:56:53 watch out for the female dog porn Mitch Leblanc!

M, 2008-08-22, 04:59:28 hey you are second on the google list. Aim higher.

female dog porn LOL - fran, 2008-08-22, 17:30:35 Helen: 14 mins. do more crossfit.