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Share on Facebook 2008-03-27: Superhuman monkeys slaughtering baby seals for Ross

I needed some inspiration. And then "Thunderstruck" started playing on my iTunes, and I was inspired.

What more does it take? Not more than Thunderstruck, that is for sure. I remember someone telling me they didn't like this song. Ha! It was probably Ross. Only Ross wouldn't like Thunderstruck. I suppose Ross thinks "Hell's Bells" isn't good either. Ross thinks lots of things aren't good that are good. And he thinks lots of things that aren't good are good. Like hunting baby seals. Ross thinks hunting baby seals is good. Don't get him started, seriously.

I am falling apart. If there were a living, humanoid Lego man, I am not falling apart like you would imagine the Lego man might fall apart. Instead I am falling apart like you might imagine a zombie falls apart if he were to hang out in water too long. A sort of soggy, rotting degeneration. I won't go into details, but let's just say it involves numerous muscle tears, broken tendons, and a gross rash under my armpit. I wish I were kidding, but my armpit is killing me.

I know I've linked photos of monkeys before, but I am fascinated with the idea of a monkey's superhuman strength. Is a strong monkey superhuman? Doubtful. But they are superstrong, so perhaps that's good enough. For example, here is a photo of what appears to be an elderly monkey, who has the biggest goddamn arms of any animal I have seen. That's from Skoopy, who captioned "Monkeys are greedy fuckers" ... clearly he thoughts the apples thing was more interesting. Note: Not at all interesting.

Here's some sweet photos from the last couple o' weeks:

Colin was dual-wielding Wiimotes, playing tennis against himself. It was hilarious.	Who's that cool fellow driving the sick as Ebola bmw? Oh it's me.
I went to a party with Gerry, and the theme was "bright and tight".	Ross just cold chillin' in the elevator of our sweet house downtah.
It was sunny and 11 deg. out, and then it was storming!	Ed was like "Wtf dude, I'm wearing a t-shirt today! I don't have a jacket!"
The other day we came home from lunch, and Ed swiped his gum instead of his security card. This really happened, and was really damned funny.	Ed: "Wtf dude! Did you use chaos theory to put these beer in your fridge!?!"

The crazy thing about that party we attended is that we left early, and later that night some asshat keyed like 100 cars on the street we were parked in. Our friends' cars were keyed, along with a ton others. Stupid. I'm glad I wasn't around though, I would have cried if my new car had been keyed!

Also, Ross posted a new story to FictionalTruth.net. Truth (ha) be told, I haven't read it yet. I skimmed. But you might want something to do Friday morning, so enjoy. Also Ahdont.com has a great update or two (I also haven't visited his site in ages... sorry buddy, I suck). Check that out too. I converted GI Joe dance into my ringtone, btw, so I owe you bigtime buddy. Thanks for the link.

Alright, Mitch out.

ps: Here's an Achewood that you ought to enjoy.

stay out of the water dude ! - colin, 2008-03-27, 22:59:38

wow dude like I pressed refresh & it was all there shiny and new !

you are right - Ross, 2008-03-27, 23:03:48

I hate hells bells and thunderstruck. And support the hunting of baby seals. Provided they are hunted humanely, meaning that only the cutest are selected.

You think you're falling apart? - Stu, 2008-03-28, 00:12:36

At least you don't need surgery. My shoulder is wrecked so bring on the knife. Its keyhole so at least I get to keep the video to show my fiends at dinner parties.